Thursday, November 27, 2008

Truths about life

Some truths about life that children have learned:

*No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats
*When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair
*If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person
*Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato
*You can't trust dogs to watch your food
*Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair
*Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time
*You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk
*Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts
*The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap

Some truths about life that adults have learned:

*Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree
*Wrinkles don't hurt
*Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts
*Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground
*Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside
*Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy

Truths about life about growing old:

*Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional
*Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get
*When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there
*You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster
*It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions
*Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
*Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone

[Just Free Your Mind, Think Colour]


John said...

"free your mind, think colour"
I've always said it! I like your post!

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